December 2010
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Every time I ask my barber to trim my nose hairs,...
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Drug addicts don't care about snow
Friend: Lets go out you have a snow day tomorrow!
Me: Ugh but I'm still a little sick. I want to though. And everywhere will be dead because of the blizzard.
Friend: We just have to find a place that is always busy that people will always go to no matter what.
Me: Hiro or Greenhouse. Always busy, plus drug addicts don't care about snow.
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Celebrity Funeral Cards for $300 please
deputyjoev:
Q: What did Whoopi Goldberg write in Divine’s funeral card?
A: See what a good review will do?
(taken from the article Icon, Diva! in the Fall/Winter issue of Candy Magazine)
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Sick in bed with a quart of OJ, generic Mucinex,...
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Do gingers cum ginger ale?
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Hate running into people I know on adam4adam...
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Good thing about working for a Hispanic College:
The sexy maintenance men. Like the one currently in my office bent over fixing the radiator.
Please stop explaining to me how a radiator works and just get naked please. Thanks.
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It's only my second winter up north but, I don't...
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Yes! Entire office to myself today! Screw the xmas...
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I really want an iPad but my broke ass would...
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